Friday, October 1, 2010

How many times do you do it?

I get asked that same question for countless of times already at truth or dare games during drinking sessions with classmates and friends.

And most of the time, I lie about it.

I would usually say twice or thrice a week. Then I return the question to the one who asked me, they would also answer similar to what I said, three times, two times or some even answer, none at all. I hardly buy their shit.
As for myself, I would consider not doing the deed for even once in a week timeframe to be almost impossible. I’m too active and imaginative to contain. “Abstinence is the key to success” was not one motto I choose to live by.
If I were the DOH secretary, I would largely advocate this since it is a 100% effective birth control method - absolutely no risk of getting a girl pregnant, another is that it is a lot safer that popping your private part onto someone’s mouth or crevice thus sparing you from sexually transmitted infections, and the best part, as some of you might not be aware of is that, it can be a preventive measure for prostate cancer.
The Catholic Church may take an opposing stand on doing the deed. They say that it deprives the human person of dignity thus disrespecting the body made in the image and likeness of God. But science and our high school teacher (the one who taught sex education to students by merely memorizing the parts of the reproductive system), would always tell us that that deed is normal and an important physiologic function in response to the rising level of testosterone in my body. How now can the Church say that masturbation deprives the human person of dignity by performing its natural function?  

12 comments:

KUMAGCOW said...

Anu po ba ibig sabihin ng mas#(% &$.... jejeje

diko po alam yan eh... virgin pa po kasi ako hihih..

Drei said...

haha!mamatay na ang pa-virgin.lol hahah first comment ah.haha

KUMAGCOW said...

(X_X) ARGHHHHHHH... Namatay akoh... ARGH LOL

syempre naman tayo lang ata gising ng ganitong oras LOL

pusang kalye said...

not less than 3times aweek?bwahaha. I dont agree with you though that it's a good way to control the urge...sometimes, you just cant get enough of it. mental discipline talaga.

canonista said...

When I was still single, I'd say twice a day.

Now that I'm in a relationship, not anymore. I save my milk for that once to twice a week humping session. ;-)

Drei said...

@anton - kaya nga its a lie eh.haha. haha minsan kasi influenced din by the environment, that I cant control

@canonista - ohhh. im close to that. Oh kaya pala canonista ka?haha!

romeo said...

hindi naman siguro babawalin ng simbahan ang pag sasarili. hanggang masaya ka at hindi ka naman nakakasagasa ng iba edi go lang. sabi mo nga maaring sagot pa ito para maiwasang ang prostate cancer.

three time a week.. yah three times a week.

Tenshi said...

boss ang dami mong alam! hahaha... well it's normal i should say. Honestly, it's quite difficult to stop the urge. Unfortunately, the deed goes way back to your childhood that gave most people the "fixation".

In the long run, the deed gives us comfort. It's a fixation. It's a defense mechanism. It's a defense mechanism actually less destructive than the others (i.e. violent displacement, alcoholism)

Drei said...

haha! oo nga eh.. yes naman tenshi dame mo rin alam :) syempre doctor.hehe

so you advocate it?

Drei said...

haha! oo nga eh.. yes naman tenshi dame mo rin alam :) syempre doctor.hehe

so you advocate it?

Drei said...

haha! oo nga eh.. yes naman tenshi dame mo rin alam :) syempre doctor.hehe

so you advocate it?

Tenshi said...

di naman sa inaadvocate pero i'm just looking at it at the physiologic and psychologic stand point. I believe we should not condemn those who do it. They do it for a reason that many does not understand. I dont believe it is totally immoral. maybe immoral if there are other people who are harmed. But alone, I believe in the physiologic and psychologic reasons...

at OO! marami na kong alam ngaun... :)
sa nursing ko yun natutunan

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