For Your Entertainment

A man in his 20’s quietly sips his brew at a nearby coffee shop. Classical music that gave the place a wonderful trance played. From a distance, one can hear the sweet buzz of the coffee grinder as they customers readily come and go. The smell of caffeine gave the place a balanced ambiance of both work and play.  The surroundings felt cozy as it was painted using warm shades of crimson, browns, and reds. 

He was alone at around three hours till midnight. He wore a formal wear terno with thick glasses that made him look a couple of years older.  Sophisticated as he may seem, he was neither too manly nor straightforward. On  another table a woman, about the same age as he, flirtatiously giggled with her friends while enjoying their iced coffee blends. She was attractive as heaven would permit. She had long brown hair that extended up to her back and smoky eyes that eluded the sexiness in her. She is a sphinx that no one would dare approach if one believes he is undeserving. If Helen had the face that launched a thousand ships, then she had the body that launched a thousand orgasms. Yet, she doesn’t seem to care if all the guys at the coffee shop were ogling on her.

So hot, Out the box
Can we pick up the pace?
Turn it up, Heat it up
I need to be entertained
Push the limit
Are you with it?
Baby, don’t be afraid
I’ma hurt ‘ya real good, baby

The group of girls where the beautiful lady sat with suddenly blurted out, “Truth or Dare?” Then they resigned to a whisperings followed by hushed giggles. The lady sat up and approached the man in his solitude. She moved her head close to the man’s ear and whispered, “Where are you going tonight?”

Let’s go
It’s my show
Baby, do what I say
Don’t trip off the glitz
That I’m gonna display
I told ya
I’ma hold ya down until you’re amazed
Give it to ya ’til your screaming my name

And after a small chit chat, the girl and the guy went outside the shop leaving behind the group of girls.They headed to the guy’s condominium and as they closed the door of the unit, the lady took the lead and came close to the man’s body as if hungry for something lustful. They went on to a scene of passion as they locked their lips and sealed them with another’s. Their tongues went fencing, as if in a competition - no party wanted to lose. Their eyes were on each other’s while their hands raced through their bodies. The touching was intense but it didn’t overpower the feeling inside of them. They headed to the room as they dressed each other in their birthday suits. The touching became more intense as the guy’s fingers travelled to his partners slit which felt warm and damp with fluid.
 

No escaping when I start
Once I’m in I own your heart
There’s no way you’ll ring the alarm
So hold on until it’s over

“Not potty trained?“, the guy joked.

“Not really… You see I have this thing also for thumb sucking ”, she replied

“How would you like to suck my third thumb?” said the  guy as he gave a slight pressure on the lady’s shoulders to go down. She met the monster face to face and started caressing it while looking at the guy’s face of pleasure. He started licking it like a child eating an ice cream. She ran her tongue in circles through the shaft of the penis before she swallowed the whole head and started to bob her head in an up and down fashion. Her mouth felt so warm and tight as it surrounded his penis. Moans of pleasure and gasps of air echoed through the room.

Oh, do you know what you got into?
Can you handle what I’m ’bout to do?
‘Cause it’s about to get rough for you
I’m here for your entertainment

Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
‘Ya fallen angel swept ya off ya feet
Well I’m about to turn up the heat
I’m here for your entertainment

 He lay her bare body into the bed and started kissing her all over starting from her face and to her neck. Like a rape victim, she pretended to not like it. He continued doing it to her breast, tracing spirals with his tongue until it reached the pinnacle which he bit slightly. He feasted over her breast like a baby sucking vigorously for a feed. 

He continued as he traced with his tongue to her navel and finally to her slit. It smelled pungent which excited him more. That smell of sex that made go loco over his catch. In an instant, the girl held the head of the guy before her pussy and moved it closer.

“Eat me”, she said. Without any hesitation he prowled at the prey and started parting the girl’s labia with his tongue so wildly that the girl was caught in a moment of ecstasy. For every swerve of his tongue, a moan was surely reciprocated, like a choir singing moans of every tone and pitch – a performance worthy of a standing ovation.

It’s alright
You’ll be fine
Baby, I’m in control
Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I’m the master of both
Close your eyes
Not your mind
Let me into your soul
I’ma work ya ’til your totally blown

They danced in the moonlight of lust until he entered her. Slowly at first, until the pacing progressed like a mad man. He was unstoppable as he dominated her body in every position they can do, pounding her like there’s no tomorrow. The plain moans were now accompanied with curses which made him hornier. He was like a machine that only orgasm can stop while the girl acted like the stress ball. 

No escaping when I start

Once I’m in I own your heart
There’s no way ‘ta ring the alarm
So hold on until it’s over

Oh, do you know what you got into?
Can you handle what I’m ’bout to do?
‘Cause it’s about to get rough for you
I’m here for your entertainment

Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
‘Ya fallen angel swept ya off your feet
Well I’m about to turn up the heat
I’m here for your entertainment

“Here… I’m about to….” he said with broken sentences. He hastily removed his penis from her crevice and forcefully jacked it off on her face. Her eyes were closed with mouth wide open. He can sense her hunger like a puppy waiting for his meal. Then squirts of thick white fluid flew into the air and fell into her beautiful face. One can tell she was satisfied. They both lay their naked body side by side on the bed exasperated while the guy placed his hand on her pussy, massaging it like it so deserved.

Entertainment…
Oh oh…..Oh entertainment…

Ewwww...Laki!

I went to a public CR at Mall of Asia yesterday with my 7 year old brother. Being public as it is, there were many people walking in and out, doing their thing to relieve themselves. Upon entering the CR, I headed straight to the last urinal while by brother went to next to it. After a while by brother glanced at my penis while urinating. He then suddenly blurted out:

 “Ewwww… Laki!”

Potaena. Umurong ihi ko.Nahiya ako to the bones.haha!

Paano po?

It's 3am and I'm still blog hopping. I went across The Great Maldito's Blog. It was my first time to visit and I got to read one of his recent posts, entitled Tina Turn Me. Nagulat lang ako kasi ganun pala ang itsura ng chikinini.haha!  

I wonder why in nursing school we really had no topic about that, how to acquire it, its nursing management and how to prevent it. Paano nga ba magkachikinini? Enlighten me.haha

How many times do you do it?

I get asked that same question for countless of times already at truth or dare games during drinking sessions with classmates and friends.

And most of the time, I lie about it.

I would usually say twice or thrice a week. Then I return the question to the one who asked me, they would also answer similar to what I said, three times, two times or some even answer, none at all. I hardly buy their shit.

As for myself, I would consider not doing the deed for even once in a week timeframe to be almost impossible. I’m too active and imaginative to contain. “Abstinence is the key to success” was not one motto I choose to live by.

If I were the DOH secretary, I would largely advocate this since it is a 100% effective birth control method - absolutely no risk of getting a girl pregnant, another is that it is a lot safer that popping your private part onto someone’s mouth or crevice thus sparing you from sexually transmitted infections, and the best part, as some of you might not be aware of is that, it can be a preventive measure for prostate cancer.

The Catholic Church may take an opposing stand on doing the deed. They say that it deprives the human person of dignity thus disrespecting the body made in the image and likeness of God. But science and our high school teacher (the one who taught sex education to students by merely memorizing the parts of the reproductive system), would always tell us that that deed is normal and an important physiologic function in response to the rising level of testosterone in my body. How now can the Church say that masturbation deprives the human person of dignity by performing its natural function?  

My Two Cents on the John Lloyd and Shaina Magdayao Hospital Scandal

Everyone's talking about it. You've probabbly heard from your showbiz updated friends, from the pointless talk shows that feature relentless gossip, or simply from the chismosong tambays in the kanto (drug addicts and inefficient barangay tanods included) the  scandal of Shaina Magdayao and John Lloyd Cruz who were allegedly rushed to the hospital with the penis of John Lloyd sandwiched between Shaina's labia.

But the truth to that is not my utmost concern, I'd rather focus on my recommendations if it already happened:

1. If my penis suffered the same fate, I would NOT rush to a hospital, rather I would just call a doctor to come by my house and fix it in a jiffy.

2. I would probabbly use all means (retractors, lubricants) to remove it by the do-it-yourself method - cost effective and spares you from shame

3. I would first search the net on the possible management or first aid. - again, it is cost effective and spares you from shame.

4. John Lloyd should have considered warming up first her vagina during foreplay to check and see if it is patent. Prevention is better than cure.

Practical solutions aren't they?