Everyone's talking about it. You've probabbly heard from your showbiz updated friends, from the pointless talk shows that feature relentless gossip, or simply from the chismosong tambays in the kanto (drug addicts and inefficient barangay tanods included) the scandal of Shaina Magdayao and John Lloyd Cruz who were allegedly rushed to the hospital with the penis of John Lloyd sandwiched between Shaina's labia.
But the truth to that is not my utmost concern, I'd rather focus on my recommendations if it already happened:
1. If my penis suffered the same fate, I would NOT rush to a hospital, rather I would just call a doctor to come by my house and fix it in a jiffy.
2. I would probabbly use all means (retractors, lubricants) to remove it by the
do-it-yourself method - cost effective and spares you from shame
3. I would first search the net on the possible management or first aid. - again, it is cost effective and spares you from shame.
4. John Lloyd should have considered warming up first her vagina during foreplay to check and see if it is patent. Prevention is better than cure.
Practical solutions aren't they?